why am i single i don’t get it i’m great
Because of your run-on sentences.+
…could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shooting my fucking load.
FUCK MY MOUTH HOLE WITH THIS OMG
Yep. Screw paleo. This is happening tomorrow.
It’s a boy!
Anonymous said: STOP BEING SUCH A CREEPY LADY, YOU CREEPY LADY!
Gimme yo face! :p+
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
It’s like one day you flipped a switch and became someone I never knew… So long, farewell… BUT, it’s funny how you now talk to people and try to hang out with them when you used to talk about how much of a slut, how FAT, and ugly they were… Shallow, shallow people. Karma will come around, honey :) and I won’t be there+